With its budget facing overhaul NASA is planning the next big step for humanity (or at least NASA scientists) – approaching girls. Good luck with that.

Another great archeological find brought to you by the Onion News Network.

Yesterday, the satirical site “The Onion” posted another very funny spoof of the airlines by suggesting this time that United Airlines is evaluating how to stack passengers like cordwood. In addition, sedating customers for a charge and sprinkler systems to keep customers cool are being tested. If you have not had a chance to check out the article, we would highly recommend doing so. It’s good for many laughs…

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In today’s traffic news, we bring you a rare interview with Veronica Moss – a lobbyist from the Automobile Users Trade Organization.

Courtesy of the great streetsblog and streetfilms.

"The corks were popping out of the bottles like the old Jiffy Pop we grew up with," said Highway Patrol Lt. Scott Keane as he described the emergency crew’s experience trying to put out an intensely hot fire after a semitrailer crashed on Interstate 80.

The cargo? various wine bottles of merlot, pinot noir, reisling and sparkling wine from Washington and Oregon – with a retail value of $20 to $50 each.

Thankfully, no one was injured in the accident.

“There’s nothing left of the cab or trailer," said Theresa Herbin, public relations specialist for the Wyoming Department of Transportation. "There were a few bottles that didn’t explode," but they vanished overnight.

DOT just came out with some new directives designed to make your commute less congested and more enjoyable… And it involves technology that’s been around since the first automobiles were introduced: ‘honk’!

Really disturbing sports news today.. What will cheating baseball players come up with next?

Have a wonderful weekend!